irresistiblehate:

essentialcoles:

One friendship ruined

Fuck our friendship 1st place is life in this game.

(Source: rikureplica)

(Source: hisanobu)

Brief Conversation With a Vanilla Friend (Who's Also Somewhat Slutty, and I Love Her)
  • Friend: "So it was the same guy - remember that hot Puerto Rican from, like, two years ago? He was there!"
  • Me: "Shut the front door. You... did... NOT."
  • Friend: "Hell, yes I did! He's hot! But it got kinda weird for a sec..."
  • Me: "Weird how? The nipple rings?"
  • Friend: "Shut up! No... He wanted me to give him head... which, you know, of course...
  • Me: "Of course."
  • Friend: "But he kept pushing my head down..."
  • Me: "Right..."
  • Friend: "No, like hard."
  • Me: "Right..."
  • Friend: "Like... I almost couldn't breathe."
  • Me: "Right..."
  • Friend: "So I told him I couldn't breathe, then he said... he said, 'I wanna hear you gag on my cock'"
  • Me: "Right..."
  • Friend: "..."
  • Me: "..."
  • Friend: "OH, MY GOD. You like that shit don't you?!"

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

choassdine:

When you see a new picture of a person you are attracted to

image

(Source: sirl33te)


(Source: kobaebryant)


theprophetchuck:

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

WHAT IS GOING ON LOL

(Source: jospy8)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

(Source: yourmanysouldesires)

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